Viagra Oysters

So i thought it would be a sweet valentine to get my brother a subscription to Maxim magazine. late one night i was renewing my subscription to the economist and vanity fair and i i some how ended up sending Maxim to myself.
i came home from work the other day to find ,The Hills Heidi Montag shaken her ass at me, on my kitchen counter.
i explained to my roommates this was a mistake. they just consoled me and said that that its ok if i like Heidi Montag.
So i started reading the magazine and i have to admit i think it's fun to read. chalk full of interesting things.
like this weekend i cant wait to build my own ping pong ball gun, and i learn of such amazing delicatices such as fried bacon.
yes bacon, deeped in chicken fry batter then deep fried.
oh shit... that sound amazing.
and also i learned of a new Valentines aphrodisiac...


Its highly controversial in the oyster trade but oddly not illegal. for some reason i want to try them though they i am sure would not have the same effect on me as their intended market.
it embarrassing to read on the subway...i kept trying to conceal the cover but every once and a while i would flip the page to a half naked girl and someone would start reading over my shoulder.
i think i am gonna keep the subscription and just send my brother some candy instead.