Thursday, March 13, 2008

Journey is Life




My grandparent have been a great influence on me. I have long been so facinated by them, ot the point they have become almost unknown to me as grandma and grandpa but as charactor. Stories that have become memories, as if i were ever there.

my grandpa came to america on a whaling ship when he was a teenager. i don't know if you have ever know someone whom has come to america on a whaling ship but i will tell one thing about hem. they are so mother f-ing annoying sometimes.
there is really nothing
you can complain about around them.

so your a little cold....he'd say
YOUR COLD! when i came here i had to cut open a whale and put my feet in bubber so i wouldn't lose my toes.
imagine your a little kid you look int he fridge and nothing interests you. you whine.
ahh there is nothing to eat in this house.

HUNGRY...i had to eat a baby seal to stay alive!
say what grandpa...come on.
so annoying. i appreciate the journey but man that man could make a whale story out ofanything.

Nothing on TV...i had to watch whale mate for entertainment.
Got a lil cold....i had to eat whales eys to build my immune system.
I love that man.

Give it back

Tuesday, March 11, 2008

L WOrd


I am not gay but i so wish i was LWord.
i used to watch the L word downloaded with my roomate in college and we were so into that show. don't get any ideas. we were not inspired by it. we just loved it for the same reason lots of women do. the woman on it are so bold and sexy and yet still kinda relatable.
you have your favorite charactors, just like with sex and the city .
i have a love hate relationship with jenny...i know she is an annoying whiney fuck up and if i met her college i would wanna push her in a wadding pool. but she so pretty , and dark and fun to watch what she'll get into next.
I love alice cuz she funny and a nice oasis from the sometimes too polished lesbos they have onto eh show. lately its been a little over the top with lesbian power players and they did this scene wher they ripped off scarface which was waaaay over the top.
i never watched Queer as Folk so i dont know if this compares to it. and it interesting even though theshow is heavily sexual not a lot of men are into it. they find the emotional story line and examination of what it mean to be in a relationship boring. they totally dont get how sexy that emotional element makes the show for women.
damn that shows got me hook and now that i have free showtime its like a L Word / Tudors sandwich of debauchery.

Roisin Murphy


Roisin Murphy is a sober answer to the void amy winehouse has left in my life...no really the imagery in this video is fantastic. each frame would be a an amazing still photo. i suspect it is based on still images from a photographer that i am too think to understand the reference. but still i love her.

Sunday, March 9, 2008

I think Sean Lennon is Hot


I Had such a crush on boy in college who looked like Lennon. Like all boy i could never read him.

Saturday, March 8, 2008

ASS and BALLS show


Oh my God do i wish i was in the room for this moment! what is this stage show...
i knew will farrel had a stage show with Zach in it .
But i had no idea Will Arnett, Demetri martin, and Nick Swardson were all involved.
how fucking awesome a stand up show is that! There is no man in that line up i do not have a hard on for. That was such an interesting display of male ego and comic competitiveness.
Demtri didn't even get his pants down below his knees. Zach G has often taken his pants off in videos and it seemed Will Ferrel wasn't gonna let him upstage him.
Nick just seem to be following the crowd and Demetri , bless his heart didn't even give a little bun.