i luv him but i am afraid...but in a horny way

Zach Galifianakis' Absolut Vodka ad featuring Tim & Eric

Zach was asked to make an ad for Absolut Vodka as part of their ongoing artist series. He agreed as long as he got to do what he wanted without any restrictions. He asked his friends Tim Heidecker and Eric Wareheim of "Tim and Eric's Awesome Show, Great Job" to join him in creating the spot.
I luv him but i don't know these spots take to a ooky place...afraid but cannot look away. i always have crushes on the creepy ones.

Oh Noreen and the MOb

www.reelzchannel.com/moviemob

So i have never really engaged in a popularity contest before in my life. Not to say i am not entirely capable of the pettiness it require...oh got petty down. it is just i never got too invested a competition of that sort.

I got on what i thought was just a web show but turns out it is actually on TV as well. Its called the movie mob and its on the reels channel, check you local listings.

They called me to do an audition tape after i applied on-line. i answered a questionnaire as honestly as i could which usually is comprised of a lot of rambling and off topics. and surprisingly they ask me to send a tape audition. which i did on my camera with bad sound and low res of me talking about random crap, my love of movies, and myself.

They ask me to get a better camera and answer some more questions and reveiw Speed racer.
I set up a ton of light in my lil room, it got so hot i had to change shirts for different question because i was getting pit stains. eventually i just did the reviews pants less. i sit the whole time and felt the closest i ever have to what it like to be an anchor. i know they're all free balling it.
I tried to keep captian ron in frame. i took his name as my mob name. why i can't remember but the moive mob guys liked it so i kept it.

I have my doubts i will last long, to stay on people must vote at home on-line. the person with the lowest of votes gets the boot.

I never think i will do will in these type things. i don't feel conventional or recognizable in anyway...people like to support people who seem must like them. i feel most times like a landed from mars...and unless the movie mob has a huge Martian following i cannot imagine stay on for too many weeks.

well i did my best to be my truest.
it was hard watching the play back. i acted in a few project in college but i rarely watched those projects. forced now to see my head and shoulders framed, all the oddities of my face so apparent. I move my mouth in this odd way, its all over the place, my eyes are like cartoon character, so animated and wide, shifting all over the place...i guess i know these habits before .

i have long had people comment on them but i rarely had seen them in action. i rare moments when i let my face relax it could actually be quite pretty at times...but those moments would quickly be interrupted by squint, or my lips pull to the side as if a hook were pulling them from my face while i speak.

i am really quite a spazz.
now i see it....very spazzy.

Here you can check it out and tell me what you think.
www.reelzchannel.com/moviemob

GI JOe movie trailer

for some reason this is titled GI jOe movie trailer on youtube.com
ihave no idea what is going on.....

Wiki it and this is what you get

Noreen

Noreen on display at Bletchley Park museum

Noreen, or BID 590, was an off-line one-time tape cipher machine of British origin, and also used by Canada. It was widely used in diplomatic stations.

• Noreen was the name of a wooden dragger that was acquired by the U.S. Navy during World War II and converted into the minesweeper USS Heath Hen (AMc-6).

• Noreen is a common name in the Americas and the Middle East. Also spelt Naureen and Nowrin. In Arabic, the word means luminous.